24 Adorable Preschool Jokes Your Kids Will Love

There’s nothing better than sharing a good laugh with students, so why not bring a little humor into your preschool classroom? Brighten the mood and get your day off to a great start with these adorable preschool jokes that your kids are sure to love!

What’s a kitten’s favorite color?

Purrrrr-ple.

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Because it wasn’t “peeling” well.

How does the ocean say hi?

It waves.

What do elves learn in school?

The ELF-abet.

What do you get if you put three ducks in a box?

A box of quackers.

What do you call a dancing lamb?

A baaaaaaa-llerina.

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

A puddle.

What kind of flower grows on your face?

Tu-lips.

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?

Arrrrrrrrrr.

Why shouldn’t you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she’ll “let it go.”

How do bees get to school?

On a school “buzz.”

What’s a cow’s favorite thing to do on a Friday night?

Go to the moooooooooovies.

What is a dinosaur called when it’s sleeping?

A dino-SNORE.

What did the triceratops sit on?

It’s tricera-bottom.

What animal cheats at games?

A cheetah.

What does a ghost eat for dinner?

Spoooooook-ghetti.

What does a tree like to drink?

Root beer.

What do you call cheese that’s not yours?

Nacho cheese.

What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?

A bunny ribbit.

Where do pencils go for vacation?

Pencil-vania.

What time do you go to the dentist?

At tooth-hurty.

Why are teddy bears never hungry?

They’re always stuffed.

What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you!

What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree.

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